That was such a fun article in the Daily Prophet the other day! I certainly enjoyed reading it. I might have to keep it and read it out loud soon. It'll be so much fun!
Anyone who uses the Dark Arts is an evil, bad person who deserves to spend their life in Azkaban. Anyone who attempts to teach the Dark Arts is worse and should most likely be subjected to the Kiss.
Blah blah blah. That person is most certainly receiving a T and a lovely detention to do their essay over.
Defense Against the Dark Arts? The very idea is laughable. There had best not be anyone that thinks that any of this absolute rubbish is going to be taught in the class any longer. The very thought is disgusting.
Last month I got my sister a pet. The breed left something to be desired and unfortunately the bitch didn't last long. I am thinking of getting her a new one. Though this time I'll get her a better breed. The better breeds do last longer. Though I do have to admit that most of the pets I get her don't last long. Luckily I get them for a nice cheap price.
Now who would dare to harbor such a criminal as those that have stolen magic from where it rightfully belongs? You should have your hands slapped like a naughty child if you are. It certainly won't do for people to act like that.
Alecto, dear sister, would you like to do something spiritual tomorrow?
All this fuss over some nasty little mudbloods and halfbloods. Unseemly and quite disturbing. I, for one, will be quite pleased when the sensation of them owning journals is over.